What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 07:53

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
What's the point of gender reassignment surgery which doesn't change a person's chromosomes?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
A View to a Kill
What is the rudest/meanest thing a family member has said to you?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-All the bad guys are black.
Moonraker
-J W Pepper
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
What are the best examples of reverse psychology?
Octopussy
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why is dating so frustrating and difficult for a guy?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Goldfinger
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
From Russia With Love
What is something brutally honest that needs to be said?
Diamonds Are Forever
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Ah so!”